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Q 80. where can i buy a tartan bikini?
Name: skoda Location: london Age: 15 Sex: F Date: 29Oct2002
A 80. Well according to Lorraine Kelly you can get one in Marks & Spencer, so that should be really great! If you have no luck there, try some of the other department stores or supermarkets even. I got tartan underwear in Asda, of all places, and it was pretty cheap too!

Q 79. what are some of the punk slangs (words)?
Name: Taylor Location: Cali Age: 13 Sex: F Date: 27Oct2002
A 79. Aww, man! There's slang we're supposed to learn too? I'm tellin' ya, this being a punk thing is just too hard. I must've been off the day they gave out the handbooks, 'cause no one told me about all these goddamn rules! I've just been makin' it up as I went along.

Q 78. zelda I always tried to pass your game how can I pass the kokory forest and how can you get the shield
Name: miguel Age: 8 Sex: M Date: 26Oct2002
A 78. Hey Miguel, I'm a whole different Zelda from the ones in the games and I don't know anything about them, sorry.


Zelda
(Games character)
Website

Zelda
(Alien robot from 'Terrahawks')
Website

Zelda
(Aunt and witch, from 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch')
Website

Zelda
(Canine star of Zelda Wisdom)
Website

Zelda
(Punk freak)
This is my website!

That's me makin' faces, see the difference? Although I think there's maybe a bit of a likeness to Zelda from Terrahawks, hahaha.

Q 77. when will capdown be returning back to scotland??????
Name: Ross Paterson Location: Kennoway Fife Age: 16 Sex: M Date: 24Oct2002
A 77. Soon I hope! Keep an eye on the gig guide as I'll add any Capdown dates as soon as I get them. Also the review and pictures from when they played in Glasgow in October have just been added.

Q 76. how do you get the blue jacket as a grown up?
Name: dominic Location: harris Age: 6 Sex: M Date: 21Oct2002
A 76. Mmmm...that sounds a bit cryptic to me. It's probably a very sensible question too, but it's obviously about something very specific that I have absolutely no idea about, sorry.

Q 75. can you tell me when capdown is playing in holland again???
Name: willem Location: bennekom (holland) Age: 20 Sex: M Date: 17Oct2002
A 75. Well apart from a few shows in the UK in November/December, there's no more tour plans announced at the moment. But, as always, keep checking the tour page on the Household Name Records web site, they add dates all the time.

Q 74. were can i find zelda stuff to by
Name: bill Location: bill Age: 15 Sex: M Date: 13Oct2002
A 74. You wanna buy my stuff? I guess you could have some of my holey socks, or maybe that old Dead Kennedys T-shirt that's gone threadbare under the arm, yeah just make me an offer! Of course, if you mean the 'zelda' games, then that's a whole other zelda, a whole other bunch of web sites and a whole world of merchandise, that I, unfortunately, have nothing to do with.

Q 73. We were in a bar in Kamloops the other day, and heard a strange version of Eurythmics 'Sweet Dreams'. Is Marilyn Manson making a new career out of cover versions?
Name: r Date: 09Sep2002
A 73. Yeah, in Kamloops, like you do. Well actually, they're making an old career out of it as they covered 'Sweet Dreams' (as well as Patti Smith's 'Rock'n'Roll Nigger and Screamin Jay Hawkins' 'I Put A Spell On You') on their 1995 album 'Smells Like Children'.

Q 72. i absolutely NEED to find some recent live pics of the voodoo glow skulls because i think the new trumpet player is so fucking hot!AND! they played a show out here by where i live and he was flirting with me. it was so cool, so if you have any idea of where i can find some recent pics of them PLEASE e- mail me.-k-
Name: lucy meza Location: CA Age: 18 Sex: F Date: 02Sep2002
A 72. Hot trumpet players, eh? Now I've heard everything! Must be the old "Then this other time at band camp..." thing. I usually prefer bassists myself, although it depends ; ), but never a trumpeter. Anyway all this blabbing means that no, I don't know where you can get any pictures of the new, hot trumpet player, he must be too hot or too new! But I'm sure some will appear soon...

Q 71. Having just re-watched a programme that suggests that the moon landing(s) were a hoax I wanted to know what you think? (P.S. I know what I think!)
Name: Kaz Location: Scotland Date: 11Aug2002
A 71. Kaz, are you implying that the US Goverment would lie to their fellow countrymen and also try to deceive the rest of the world? I'm shocked. Yeah, there were a lot of things that didn't really add up and all that "we shall put a man on the moon before the end of the decade"- they pretty much had to come up with the goods. So, yeah another government lie to add to the list.

Q 70. hey im going punk for the first time i know some stuff they wear because my brothers went punk before but what do the talk and dress like the think i know about how they dress is chains plade and bright colors well i g2g for now please e-mail me back before aug. 12
Name: Kristena Age: 14 Sex: female Date: 04Aug2002
A 70. Mmmm...where to begin? Okay, some punks do wear chains, plaid (that's tartan to us) and bright colours but we could be here until the end of time describing possible outfits for the modern punk. Although having been a punk myself for, well forever, I can let you in on a few secrets. The punk fashion rules are as follows:

1. There are no rules

But maybe I'm just old-fashioned and believe that being punk is partly about individuality. So if you really want to be like everybody else than go look for what you think are 'punks' and then dress exactly like them. As for what punks talk about, well the same as anyone else except we get to talk about punk too.
And sorry I never e-mailed you back before the 12th, what can I say- I'm a punk.

Q 69. Why are all shops that sell punk/goth stuff so god damn expensive?!Are there any cheap ones and if so wot are they called.....and WHERE???
Name: Mel Location: Oxford Age: 15 Sex: female Date: 02Aug2002
A 69. Well obviously they're all capitalist pigs! I don't know, I guess they think that you should pay extra for something that's different. But of course they all sell the same bloody stuff. Better to improvise with cheap clothes and create your own unique style I think.

Q 68. What is the lovely Zelda doing on her birthday?????
Name: Super Rube Location: Sunny Saltcoats by the Sea Age: Dont ask Sex: Uncertain Date: 31Jul2002
A 68. Well done Super Rube, it may have taken 18 months but you finally did it! I am honoured that you have indeed 'Asked Zelda'.
Thing is, birthdays, I pretty much stopped having them at 21, except of course for that year when I had two, but that's another story. So, I was just going to go to Glasgow for a bit of a pub crawl anyway, then I decided to save my pennies and go out next week for my pals birthday instead, I just hate being the centre of attention, although I do like the presents, thanks!

Q 67. I have this thing about brody armstrong from the distillers. I do my hair like her and buy all the distillers shit i can and its not because i kinda have a crush on her and you know im a girl. Is that wrong? What should i do?
Name: lindsey Location: CA Age: 16 Sex: female Date: 26Jul2002
A 67. Having a crush on a rock star is not wrong, I would imagine most people have had them at some point- I know I still do! Now if it was Britney Spears I'd be worried, but Brody Armstrong? She's gorgeous, talented, cool and The Distillers are an excellent band. Hey, I might even have a thing about her myself! This doesn't mean that I fancy her, just that I think she's cool and that I can relate to her songs and the image she puts across. Crushes aren't always an indication of your sexuality, it can also be an indication of the type of person you admire or would like to be yourself. I've had crushes on female punk rockers, but I've never wanted to go out with any women in real life. So I'd say if Brody is the only woman you've ever had a crush on, then it's just a harmless punk idol crush. So I'd say enjoy it, but maybe cut down a bit on buying just anything to do with The Distillers!
Although if you also like women in real life, then that wouldn't be wrong either. You like who you like, it's not a choice and if anybody tells you any different tell them I want a word.
Hey, Lindsey, just for you...


"My name is Brody..."

Q 66. how do you pass stone tower temple on legend of zelda majora mask?
Name: michael lopez Location: midothan texas Age: 18 Sex: male Date: 24Jul2002
A 66. Press left, left, up, up, nudge, nudge, wink, wink whilst standing on one leg and humming the national anthem.
Or go to Nemmy's Resource for the whole Majora Mask strategy guide. It's kinda long, so press Ctrl+F to search the document for the bit on the stone tower temple, or you could just scroll and scroll and scr.... until you find it.

Q 65. When are Capdown coming back to Leeds, Manchester or anywhere remotley near the North of England. Help I'm dying without them!
(via Guestbook) Date: 25Jun2002
A 65. 19 July @ Blackpool Winter Gardens (Holidays In The Sun Festival), 20 July @ Nottingham DISTORTION 2002 w/ Green Day etc., 20 July @ Shepton Mallet, nr Bath NATIONAL ADVENTURE SPORTS SHOW, 04 August @ Leeds Josephs Well - Out of Spite Fest w/ VANILLA POD + MILLOY + FOUR LETTER WORD + TWOFOLD + LEIF ERICSON, 14 August @ Scunthorpe Baths Hall, 15 August @ Cleethorpes Winter Gardens, 16 August @ Scarborough Ocean Room, 23 August @ Leeds Festival.
Take your pick.

Q 64. When are you going to complete the bits on your site that say 'soon'?
Name: holidayheadon Date: 12Jun2002
A 64. Ah, right...erm, soon! Actually, I'm in the middle of redesigning the site at this very moment. Some 'coming soon' bits will make an appearance on the new site but, alas, some shall never see the light of day. I'm pencilling in my birthday as the date for the new site launch, so come back on the 4th August (preferably with some CD's, clothes, jewellery, Southern Comfort, Asti, chocs or Jelly Babies) to see what's new!

Q 63. Why do New Found Glory suck so much ass?
Name: Furious Location: Bal Age: 18 Sex: male Date: 10Jun2002
A 63. Hehehe, that's not really a question though.

Q 62. i went to the american headcharge gig at the garage, london on monday, 20th may 2002, vacant stare were supporting and so was another band, but ive forgotten their name, know wat it is?!!!!!!!!!!
Name: tamzin Location: london Age: 18 Sex: female Date: 22May2002
A 62. The other band was PDHM.

Q 61. I HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS ABOUT CHANA STEWART!
I NEED TO KNOW IF SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY?

Name: ANTHONY WAYNE SMITH Location: GARY, IN Age: 40 Sex: male Date: 17May2002
A 61. Well, well, well. Who can answer this one? Chana Stewart perhaps?

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